Well, I just found out that the new housewife on "Real Housewives of New York City" is the ex-wife of Gilles Bensimon! AKA, the guy who you win a photo shoot with if you win "America's Next Top Model!" Tyra says his name all French, but it's dumb because everyone knows she doesn't know french. Besides, french people are thin because the girl in The Beach is from France and she's a waif. And Tyra is no waif.
My stomach hurts, so I just had a Rice Krispy treat. It STILL hurts and I'm baffled. RKTs usually solve a lot of my problems.
Also, I'm thinking about getting semi-bangs. Not straight across the forehead, hipster bangs....more like longer accents to my face. Off to the side...there when I need them, gone when I don't. I'll have to carry bobby pins around in my pocket. I always carry two, but I'll probably up it to four.
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ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope your stomach feels better. Maybe a mint would settle it down?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I feel about Kelly Bensimon. I know it was only her first episode, but she seemed a little dullsville. I hope she livens up...the previews DO show her possibly having an altercation with Bethany, but who knows if that's really going to happen. You know how those tricky Bravo editors can be! We all thought Gretchen and Tamra's creepy son Ryan were getting it on (ew!) in the bathroom, and it ended up being such a letdown. I do think they made out a little, though. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the semi-bangs are concerned, I say go for it!! I love having that type of bang. You don't have to commit full on like real bangs, but you have some fun fringe to liven up your dome. In related news, I FINALLY figured out how to dry mine so they frame my face the way I want. This happened yesterday. It was the best day!
P.S. I like this blog. It's so much fun already!